Mightymouse from L-word.com was inspired by Laurel/Tina to develop a special line of pills. No matter what ails you, each unique prescription is 100% guaranteed to help any fan feel better!
By far, the best-selling product.
Records show that its sales peaked
before, during and after the airing of “Lunar Cycle”.
Sales have been slow, but we heard
Dean Porter herself will endorse the pill
to boost its marketability.
TKO – Knockout Stress Reliever
Nobody does O better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does O half as good as you
Tina, you’re the best
(Oh dear God, somebody slap us!)
Rumor has it that Bette almost overdosed on this
more times than she cared to admit …