The Doctor Is In …

Mightymouse from was inspired by Laurel/Tina to develop a special line of pills. No matter what ails you, each unique prescription is 100% guaranteed to help any fan feel better!

Vitamin Tee

By far, the best-selling product.
Records show that its sales peaked
before, during and after the airing of “Lunar Cycle”.


Sales have been slow, but we heard
Dean Porter herself will endorse the pill
to boost its marketability.

TKO – Knockout Stress Reliever

Looking at Laurel/Tina helps unknot
the tightness in our shoulder/back muscles.

Tina ‘O’ Enhancers

Nobody does O better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does O half as good as you
Tina, you’re the best
(Oh dear God, somebody slap us!)

Special TK with Ginseng

Rumor has it that Bette almost overdosed on this
more times than she cared to admit …


3 Responses to The Doctor Is In …

  1. B. says:

    I’m calling CVS right now for my order of Vitamin Tee!

  2. 01XCI_UF says:

    I’m addicted and I’m proud! 😀

  3. ace says:

    Finally a pharmaceutical company perfected these tina-meds! Thank you! I had to call 10 different pharmacies just to find them in stock! Well worth it! I’ll take what I can get. 😉

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